Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?


What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?


What’s the absolute best Christmas present?

A broken drum — you can’t beat it!

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?

You get tinsel-it is.

What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?


What do grapes sing at Christmas?

'Tis the season to be jelly.

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Ice Crispies.

Christmas wasn't always on December 25
While Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ, there is no mention of December 25 in the Bible. Most historians actually posit that Jesus was born in the spring. And his birthday itself didn't become the official holiday until the third century. Some historian believe the date was actually chosen because it coincided with the pagan festival of Saturnalia, which honored the agricultural god Saturn with celebrating and gift-giving.

Coca-Cola played a part in Santa's image
Before Coca-Cola got in on it, Santa used to look a lot less jolly — even spooky. It wasn't until 1931, when the beverage company hired an illustrator named Haddon Sundblom for magazine ads that we got the jolly old elf. Now, kids won't get nightmares when they dream of Christmas eve.

Hanging stockings started by accident
According to legend, we hang stockings by the chimney with care thanks to a poor man who didn't have enough money for his three daughters' dowries. Generous old St. Nick (remember, that's his trademark!) dropped a bag of gold down their chimney one night, where the girls had hung their stockings to dry. That's where the gold ended up, and how the tradition began.

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