How excited was the gardener about spring?

So excited he wet his plants.

Does February like March?

No, but April May

When do monkeys fall from the sky?

During APE-ril showers

What season is it best to go on a trampoline?

Spring time

What do you call a rabbit with flees?

Bugs Bunny

What goes up when the rain goes down?


What month of the year is the shortest?

May (only 3 letters)

Name a bow that can’t be tied.

A rainbow

What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?

Paddy O’Furniture

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

She always ran away from the ball.

Why was the bee mad?

You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar

March is the first month of Spring which begins between
March 19-21.

In the Southern Hemisphere,March is the same as September
in the Northern Hemisphere.

Each year March and June end on the same day of the week.

March is the time of year when animals start to wake up from hibernation.

If you were born in March, your birth flower is a daffodil!

March babies are spoiled with two birthstones: aquamarine, and bloodstone which symbolize courage.

There are two zodiac signs in March. Pisces, which is until March 20, and Aries which is from the 21st.

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