Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body.
Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
A: The Crossing Gourd.
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I?
A: A candle.
Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
September is the only month with the same number of letters in its name as the number of the month: it is the ninth month and has nine letters.
The Anglo-Saxons called September Gerst Monath (Barley Month) or Haefest Monath (Harvest Month) celebrating the barley harvest.
September is the worst month for share prices which on average lose one per cent of their value.
September (from the Latin septem, seven) was the seventh month of the old Roman calendar.
One Day In September, about the murder of 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Olympics, is the only film with September in the title to win an Oscar.
Until Julius Caesar’s calendar reform of 45BC, September had only 29 days
In 1752, September had only 19 days in the UK. The 3rd-13th were omitted in the change from Julian to Gregorian calendar.
Until Julius Caesar’s calendar reform of 45BC, September had only 29 days.